Chapter 33: 33 A Married Elf Masturbating While Thinking of Another Woman’s Man Elves are the kind of species that want to do something more when told not to. They love going to the human world because they’re told not to leave the forest. Even though they’re guardians of nature, their skill with bows stems from this rebellious streak. Combined with their species’ strong pride, this twisted personality shines through even more. "...So annoying." Among elves, Diana, with her particularly picky personality, was grumbling from the morning. "Ha. ’Seduce him if you can’? What’s she even saying? I don’t even want to~" Circe’s provocation from yesterday, when she got pissed, "Try seducing him if you can," kept bugging her. ’Why would a pretty elf with a body like mine need to seduce some human?’ To Diana, Karl was just someone mildly interesting. That’s already high praise by her standards. But not enough for her to lower her pride and make a move. "If a human guy saw my body, he’d lose his mind. I’m the one worried he’d get seduced just by me standing there." She muttered these insincere words while walking through the garden. She came here to be closer to nature, but the garden, magically designed for efficiency and beauty, irritated her elf senses. It lacked the flavor of true nature, so it wasn’t relaxing at all. Maybe that’s why witches and elves never quite get along. Magic fundamentally starts by defying the laws of nature. "Ugh, so stressful." Diana clutched her head, annoyed by her rising frustration. She went for a walk to feel better, but it only made her angrier. ’...Should I just do it?’ Come to think of it, she hadn’t done it properly even before coming here because she was so busy. It’s been a while since she and her husband did anything too. "Yeah, sure. I’m stressed out anyway." Nature-loving elves aren’t picky about location. A bed’s fine, but there’s something nice about the bushes too. Diana found a suitably secluded spot. Then she took off all her clothes and underwear. Her voluptuous elf breasts, waist, and thighs were fully exposed. Diana’s toned body had curves in all the right places, creating a sensual silhouette. ’...This is my first time doing this outside the forest.’ Being completely naked brought a strange sense of shame. But it was too late to stop now. She settled in, spread her legs, and slowly started touching her pussy. "Ugh... hng... haa❤️" Soft moans escaped as her pussy got wetter. She felt a bit silly doing this in another species’ territory. But that somehow made it even more exciting. ’Someone could come, so I need to be quick...’ Squelch! Squelch! Squelch!!! "Ah... hng... haa...ohh." Diana’s fingers moved faster. Each time she thrust into her pussy, lewd wet sounds echoed. Before she knew it, her other hand was kneading her breast. "Hng... something’s missing..." Fingers are nice, but maybe what she needed was a man. Doing this alone in a secluded spot felt unsatisfying. Without a good fantasy, it was hard to climax. She suddenly resented her husband for not touching her. ’...Come to think of it, Karl and the Great Witch have sex every day.’ So, even after their fight yesterday? Did the Great Witch relieve her stress with sex? "Haa...! Hng...?! Ahh!" That thought somehow spiked her arousal. Diana, now committed, kept imagining. ’Come to think of it, that kid didn’t even flinch when he saw me in my underwear.’ Most men would’ve been flustered or looked away. But he just stared, almost appraising her. There was a strange excitement and desire in his eyes. "Maybe he looked at me like... ughhh...!" Her pussy started to feel it for real. A strong pleasure spread from deep inside. ’Ugh...! What’s this...! It feels better than usual...!’ Once the fire was lit, she couldn’t stop her fingers anymore. Diana, thinking of Karl, rapidly thrust into her pussy. "Ugh! Hng! Ahh...!" Then, suddenly, "Ughhh...!" Her body trembled as she reached climax. Her twitching thighs showed how intense the pleasure was. Between her spread legs, there was a surprising amount of wetness. "Haa. Hoo..." After catching her breath, Diana sat up. Seeing the grass soaked, she felt embarrassed and lightly cleaned it with wind and water spirit magic. ’...I used the Great Witch’s husband as masturbation material.’ But why was she so turned on just now? Not knowing anything about Karl’s magic, Diana could only wonder. "Phew." It was satisfying... but still somehow lacking. Thinking that Circe gets to enjoy sex every day made it feel even more so. ’What am I even doing?’ Diana put her clothes back on. She’d masturbated, and her mood for a walk was gone. She figured she’d go back to her room, wash up, and have breakfast. "Huff! Huff! Huff!" "...Huh?" Just as the excitement from masturbating left her feeling oddly stressed, a sound came from the garden other side. Having run through forests a lot as an elf, she knew it was the sound of someone exercising. ’...A man’s voice?’ In the witch’s domain, there’s only one man. Drawn as if enchanted, Diana soon saw Karl exercising. ’Wow, those abs?’ She hadn’t clearly noticed last time, but now she saw his toned, muscular body. "...Not bad." Some elves have good bodies, but this was different. It had that young male pheromone vibe. His sweat-soaked muscles looked so delicious... no, cool. Slurp. "Eek!" Diana flinched, realizing she’d drooled. Even if she’s sexually frustrated, reacting like this to a human man? That’s practically perverted. ’Ugh! What’s wrong with you, Diana? You’re an elf. A guardian, no less.’ She flipped her blonde hair, acting aloof. But despite her thoughts, her feet were already moving toward the man. ’...What do I even say?’ Normally, she’d just strike up a casual conversation. But after yesterday’s spat with Circe, she’s overly conscious of his ’maleness.’ Especially since he’s shirtless, sweating, and working out. For some reason, Diana felt flustered. ’Screw it, whatever.’ But Diana, being an elf, didn’t think too long. "Excuse me." "Oof!" She plopped right onto Karl’s back while he was exercising. It was a childish move, thinking he’d stop and talk to her. But Karl just exchanged a few words and kept going. ’...He’s strong too.’ Being so close, her eyes were drawn to his muscles even more. She felt a desire to lick those muscles while riding him. ’What am I thinking? I already have a husband.’ Her married life wasn’t satisfying, but still. She didn’t plan on betraying her husband. ’Ugh, it’s all because the Great Witch brought it up.’ It’s just that the Great Witch provoked her elf pride. Making that excuse to herself, Diana actively flirted with Karl. "Then... how about I teach you?" "Teach me what?" "Archery. Elves are good with bows." Before she knew it, she was offering to teach him archery. ’Diana, you fucking crazy bitch.’ She came here for work. Why is she teaching archery to another woman’s husband? Especially since Karl is the Great Witch’s husband. If things go wrong, it could cause diplomatic issues. 𝓯𝙧𝙚𝒆𝙬𝙚𝒃𝙣𝙤𝒗𝓮𝓵.𝙘𝙤𝙢 ’No, what did I do wrong? Teaching archery isn’t a crime, is it? It’s a good deed. I’m upright.’ But isn’t the ’forbidden’ always more thrilling? Forcing herself to rationalize it, Diana felt her elf heart pounding wildly like a war drum. ’This is just me being kind to a poor human who was sold. Yeah, it’s like noblesse oblige.’ With that self-justification, Diana nodded. Then she reached out and naturally caressed Karl’s chest. Twitch! Since he was shirtless, her soft palm brushed his nipple. Karl’s body flinched slightly. ’...Cute.’ Look at that fresh reaction. This guy’s fun to tease. ’And it feels kind of...’ Why is that? Just touching him sent a thrilling excitement through her body. Before she knew it, Diana was looking at Karl with a suggestive gaze. If they weren’t out in the open, she might’ve kissed him already. Her heart was racing unusually, but Diana had no idea why. ’...Now that I look closely, his face kinda suits my taste.’ It’d be a shame to let such a gem go to waste. She should at least play with him before leaving. ’I’m just being nice, teaching him archery and treating him well. If he falls for me in the process, well, that’s just how it goes, right?’ Little did Diana know that in just a few days, she’d be sucking this human’s dick.